As you can see I took a break this week. I honestly couldn’t find anything to write about that wasn’t boring as shit. I’m trying to stay away from the ranting but my site meter says that you all like that so I guess I’ll stick with what works.
First gripe.
Periods!!! They fucking suck. They suck really really hard. I swear if men had to go through the shit I’m experiencing right now they would find a cure. I need to get my hands on Sesonale or Seasonique. 4 period a years sounds fucking awesome. I would go on Depo Provera but I’m afraid my ovaries would calcify or something equally scary. I also don’t want to gain 80 pounds and grow a beard. Sometimes I think pregnant women are the luckiest broads on earth…no period for 9 months and you get a baby at the end. Doing this over and over would probably just make people very very broke and stressed and having a period would be the least of their problems. I’m still waiting on a scientist to figure out how to store my uterus until I need it. I think it would be amazing. Have the damn thing taken out when you reach puberty and then you have to do a competency test when you’re ready to procreate. This would solve the whole “Stupid people breeding and making more stupid people” dilemma the world is suffering from. Imagine if science had stopped Hitler, Pol Pot, Bin Laden and G. W’s folks from breeding!!!! What a great world we could be living in if reproduction was controlled.
Second Gripe
A continuation on the above topic. I really cannot fathom why governments don’t step in to stop unfit people from having children. When on earth should you be allowed to have children if you don’t have money to support them. You shouldn’t be allowed to have kids if the government is going to be the one supporting them. Call me classist or economically prejudice if you wish but it makes perfect sense in my head. People with bad genes shouldn’t be allowed to reproduce unless it’s through in-vitro and the embryo has been cleared for genetic defects. That’s where I stand and I’m staying there.
Third Gripe
Why do people feel the need to criticize you about things that don’t affect them? I have heard “You’re handbag is too big” more that 15 times this week. Who the fuck cares? I have things I need to carry around with me on a daily basis. Are you offering to be my personal bitch and carry it for me? It’s no t a damn suitcase or traveling trunk and it’s fucking cute!!! To all you big handbag haters I say FUCK YOU…I don’t need to hear it.
Why do people feel the need to comment on other people’s music? So what if I like listening to Lady Sovereign? I don’t complain about being forced to listen to your Jesus music day from 9-5 Monday to Friday do I? I actually consider it offensive when I am forced to listen to people playing religious music in their offices. I am considerate. My music is often lewd and or scary sounding so I make sure it’s low enough where I can still hear it but my office neighbors cannot. Ms. Jesus Music lady however believes that we are all sinners or something and must therefore be subjected the never ending warbling of some person going on about how much they love Jesus. I think religion is a personal and private matter and I should not be subjected to it. I think I nearly made her shit herself when she came to complain about the Flyleaf song I was listening to and I told her they were a group of Christians. “I didn’t know you were saved”…what the fuck kind of statement is that?!?! Because I’m listening to a rock band who happen to be religiously inclined I must therefore be a part of your Jesus crew? It makes no sense to me. I’m not even going to get into the times I’ve nearly smacked her for calling me a sinner, telling me I’m going to burn in hell and then saying she is going to pray for me because I ‘Need Jesus’. 
Actually fuck it I am gonna get into it.
Fourth Gripe
People shoving their religion down other people’s throats. I have a big problem with overly enthusiastic Christians/Rastafarians. I don’t care what religion you choose to practice to be honest. I may not understand but I’m tolerant for the most part. I will start getting mean and ignorant on your ass when you force me to listen to your religious music, listen to you pray, listen to you criticize what you think I believe in…fuck it I’ll get ignorant if you push your religion in my face. If it goes past “I’m late for church/bible study/whatever” I don’t want to hear about it. I am particularly offended when people seem to think it’s okay and perfectly acceptable to tell me I’m a heathen/sinner/child of satan/babylonian and are then shocked when I tell them to go fuck themselves. How is it okay to say these things to another human being?
I just find the hypocrisy in organized religion too much to bear. ‘Love your neighbor as your brother’…so why the fuck are you beating him because he/she is gay/having pre-marital sex/having kids out of wedlock/doing drugs? Anyone care to explain where the love was during the Crusades? Rail on the Muslims all you want but as far as I’m concerned the Crusades were Christianity’s version of Jihad and the Holocaust all rolled into one. I don’t need people telling me that I need to find Jesus (I didn’t know he was lost) , that I need to be saved (saved from what exactly?) or that I am a heathen because I eat pork (Um… hello jerk pork is the awesomeness!!!). I know where I stand in the universe and I know I’m not an inherently evil/wicked person. I’m just abrasive is all. So keep your religion to yourself and I won’t smack you upside the head with a religious text according to your faith mkay?
I think that about covers my gripes for the day. I’ve got cramps and I’m bloated so I think I’m gonna sneak in a nap until I can leave work.
Peace out
BP-Bunny
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