Since you sex monkeys liked yesterdays post I figured I’d continue the theme with the first time I banged my Other Half.
The lead up is important. After my first 2 attempts at sex (which were fucking awful) I took a vow of chastity in the belief that after 2 years some good dick would have to come my way. I met my other half a year into my vow and somehow forgot to mention the whole ‘no sex for 2 years’ thing to him. Don’t ask me what the fuck I was thinking…the poor guy. After several failed attempts to get into my pants he seemed to be giving up. Fast forward to a weekend in the country with him and my sister (Yea I know I’m too close with my family but there was no way over-protective mother would have let me gone without supervision). I had finally grown a pair and decided it was time to lay the pussy on him before he died from a massive case of blueballs but my period decided to stick around. That didn’t stop him from releasing his wrath on me however. Between the intense making out and leaving handprints on my ass I thought I would surely die if I didn’t get laid right away. He actually smirked when I pouted about not being able to get laid right then and there (Yes the thought of period sex grossed me out to no end but I’m over it now…not sure if he is though :P)
It was the last day of our trip to the country and we had dropped my sister at a beach party. I levitated out of the car to go see if my period had ended and I praised Buddha, Allah, Mohammed, Jesus and Mother Earth that the bitch had gone (My period not my sister). So after a quick shower i wrapped myself up in a sarong and in what I thought was a sultry tone asked him if he had condoms. After he picked his jaw up off the floor from shock and it dawned on him that he was going to finally going to get laid he frowned FUCKSHITDAMNITTOHELL…no fucking condoms. We then proceeded to do the fastest condom run in history. 1 gas station, 1 corner store and 2 pharmacies later! we got back to the house and he fucked me like I was meant to be fucked. I didn’t know sex could actually be fun up to that point. I was bent and twisted in ways I never imagined even tho I was an avid porn watcher. Aaaaaah the good old days. Now we’ve fallen into the ‘old married couple’ habit of sex. I think I’ll have to do something about that now. Memories are always good inspiration I think.
I was tempted to lock myself in the bathroom after round 3. I didn’t know he had it in him, he’s so unassuming looking you’d never know he was a raging sex fiend with a monster wang. It’s always the tall skinny guys I tell ya. We broke the dresser, tainted the kitchen sink, broke the shower curtain rod in the room my sister was staying in (Okay that was all me…I didn’t want fall face first into the tub. Accidental death by cock would not look good in my obituary). In the middle of all this hot sweaty sex making up for 15 months and 3 months respectively my sister kept calling us to come pick her up from the party!! I don’t think she had a clue what we were up to we just kept telling her “we’re leaving now, we’re on our way, we’ll be right there”. Jumped into the shower to get the sweat off and he got that damn smirk on his face again. “One more time before we leave?” I could barely walk to the car when we finally left to go pick my sister up.
She was pissing mad when we finally got to her but all was forgiven when she saw me squirming uncomfortably in my seat with the biggest grin on my face. We got back to the apartment, packed up and headed back to town and by God that was the WORST 2 hour drive I have had to endure in my life. I had to resort to sitting on my pillow after 15 minutes.
It was pretty awesome to say the least and that’s when the pervy grrrrl in me broke free. More on that another time.
BP-Bunny
No Comments
No comments yet.
Comments RSS TrackBack Identifier URI
Leave a comment
You must be logged in to post a comment.
